Playground of the Gods

*TWITCHES*

I WANTS GAME NAOW

tom206 wrote:

*TWITCHES*

I WANTS GAME NAOW

Randy agrees. Just putting that out there.

all of a sudden, Miki steps out of her cloud of icy mist. and joins in

Righto guys! Round two is a go!

Nawp... Go ahead and post

[i]Xiar stood there with Gale.

he pointed out onto the city.

"This is yours now, as you can see, but you deserve more, i suggest you form an army."

he stopped and paused.

"and maybe a temple to me, also you're Aking, suseede from this silly place, become your own kingdom, the kingdom of the shadow"

(OOC: I wonder if you're ever going to reply to me, Kilroy. I need something to respond to XD. Other than that, sorry for missing a lot of the game. I had stuff to do.)

Knsoven sat at his table with a mug of something unpleasant. He drank it and nodded to the bar's bad music. It was peaceful. He left the bar.

tom206 wrote:

[i]Xiar stood there with Gale.

he pointed out onto the city.

"This is yours now, as you can see, but you deserve more, i suggest you form an army."

he stopped and paused.

"and maybe a temple to me, also you're Aking, suseede from this silly place, become your own kingdom, the kingdom of the shadow"

Gale seemed thoughtful "How will we convince the common person to fall in line with our new regime? We did just murder a score of soldiers as well as the baron."

In the city of Dustygrad, all is swell. The sun sets in the west, children laugh and play, and adults gossip and trade. The gates are open wide, and people come and go freely.

In the distance, a grumbling can be heard. The noise soon grows to a roar, and a cloud of dust can be seen approaching. As the guards on the watchtowers squint their eyes, they can vaguely see a shining figure approaching.
As the figure comes closer, they realize it is a man on some sort of metal beast. The beast has no legs, but two wheels, one in the front, and one in the back. Large exhaust pipes reach back behind the beast like a silver tail. The figure has a shining orange mohawk, and a guitar and axe strapped to his back.
On the back of his chopper, Randy has a flag attached, fluttering in the wind. The flag is his personal heraldry. The flag has red and white stripes, and in the top left corner, fifty white stars on a blue background.

Randy drives up to Ivan, and inquires, "Hail, Ivan! Tell me, how does our new city fair?"

Ivan the former crimelord, turned king smiled. "All is well, now that the accursed general and his forces have been ousted. However, he took his army, easily one of THE most powerful in the world, should he ally himself with a deity such as you things could become disastrous!"

Ore-sama wrote:

(OOC: I wonder if you're ever going to reply to me, Kilroy. I need something to respond to XD. Other than that, sorry for missing a lot of the game. I had stuff to do.)

Knsoven sat at his table with a mug of something unpleasant. He drank it and nodded to the bar's bad music. It was peaceful. He left the bar.

I'm sorry, but your god going to a bar hardly seems consequential... DO GODLY STUFF!

"Don't worry about that. I took this city, I can hold it with your help. But tell me, have you been spreading the word of Rock to the inhabitants of this city? Do they know of me?"

"I can comfortably say they do!" Ivan said laughing "Almost 90% of all inhabitants have opened their arms to you as their saviour! The last ten... Well... Let's say they aren't too fond of you."

Kilroy wrote:

I'm sorry, but your god going to a bar hardly seems consequential... DO GODLY STUFF!

(OOC: Sorry. I keep forgetting I'm a God.)

As Knsoven left the bar, he had an AMAZING idea. He would summon minions. He gathered up his holy power of justice and summoned an individual. After the bright, magical, and very unnecessary light show, the individual showed himself. He had an odd outfit on, like a rich man's attire with pressed pants. His shirt was white and he had a sort of fancy rope around his neck; this individual held an extremely large metal container.

(OOC: Let's call him a lawyer now)

"Good evening, Master." said the man.

"Good evening, servant." Knsoven put a hand to the man's head and blasted the name into the confines of the man's mind. His name was... Prosecutor Ace Dick.

"Excellent. I trust these dissidents will keep to themselves. If not, well, we've raised arms once before. Now then about the defense of the city. I shall strengthen it's walls, but I need you to raise a force of men to defend our town. Take them to the courtyard, and use it as a training ground. the general will not be pleased at our oust of his city, and is no doubt going to the other city states for aid. We will need a ready army if we are to fend off their inevitable attack. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a city to fortify."

Randy rides his motorcycle to the walls, and drives up the stairs onto them. He dismounts, and steps up onto the ramparts. He pulls out his guitar, and places his fingers on the strings.
He starts playing. The tune sounds just like "Children of the Grave".

The walls of the city start to darken, and their towers grow. Randy starts to sing.
"Revolution in their minds, children start to march...."
The walls are now solid black, and have an indent every so often. The towers have turned into the type of scaffolding used at Rock concerts.
"Children of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today...."
The tune halts. Randy surveys his work.
All around the city, the walls have been turned into giant amps. The towers have grown, and turned to scaffolding. (Kilroy knows all about them)

Turning back in Ivan's direction, Randy starts the tune up again, skipping straight to the guitar solo.

Ivan stops what he is doing. He starts straight ahead.
His skins starts to get paler. His hair grows, and darkens. Glasses materialize on his eyes, the kind Jon Lennon wore. His garments darken also, and turn into a leather greatcoat.
A bat fly's down out of the sky, and lands on Ivan's shoulder. He reaches up, takes hold of it, and chomps off it's head. Throwing it to the ground, he leans his head back, and let's loose a wicked pig squeal.

Randy comes up behind Ivan.
"Ivan. I have changed you to a vessel of my will. You are the guardian of this city, it's prince. I shall rename this city Dharknez, and change your name. You are now the guardian of metal, prince of Dharknez, Ozhie fucking Osbhorne!"

25 ap, cuz I"M MAJOR, Ivan is now an epic minion. And man, he is EPIC! I've got Ozzy on my team now bitches, WATCH OUT!

Miki then zapped herself with a flash of icy lightning into the city of yhoung. "ahh this will be the perfect place to gather my followers and make my army" she rode a cloud of made of snow and ice to the center of the city where she tried to gather as many followers as she could by rocking out on her awesome bass guitar and spreading her word to the people below.

Kilroy wrote:

tom206 wrote:

[i]Xiar stood there with Gale.

he pointed out onto the city.

"This is yours now, as you can see, but you deserve more, i suggest you form an army."

he stopped and paused.

"and maybe a temple to me, also you're Aking, suseede from this silly place, become your own kingdom, the kingdom of the shadow"

Gale seemed thoughtful "How will we convince the common person to fall in line with our new regime? We did just murder a score of soldiers as well as the baron."

Xiar grinned. you speech skills son.

Ore-sama wrote:

Kilroy wrote:

I'm sorry, but your god going to a bar hardly seems consequential... DO GODLY STUFF!

(OOC: Sorry. I keep forgetting I'm a God.)

As Knsoven left the bar, he had an AMAZING idea. He would summon minions. He gathered up his holy power of justice and summoned an individual. After the bright, magical, and very unnecessary light show, the individual showed himself. He had an odd outfit on, like a rich man's attire with pressed pants. His shirt was white and he had a sort of fancy rope around his neck; this individual held an extremely large metal container.

(OOC: Let's call him a lawyer now)

"Good evening, Master." said the man.

"Good evening, servant." Knsoven put a hand to the man's head and blasted the name into the confines of the man's mind. His name was... Prosecutor Ace Dick.

"So! What's the deal boss? What's the plan? We gonna do somethin?"

18AP

RandyRocket wrote:

"Excellent. I trust these dissidents will keep to themselves. If not, well, we've raised arms once before. Now then about the defense of the city. I shall strengthen it's walls, but I need you to raise a force of men to defend our town. Take them to the courtyard, and use it as a training ground. the general will not be pleased at our oust of his city, and is no doubt going to the other city states for aid. We will need a ready army if we are to fend off their inevitable attack. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a city to fortify."

Randy rides his motorcycle to the walls, and drives up the stairs onto them. He dismounts, and steps up onto the ramparts. He pulls out his guitar, and places his fingers on the strings.
He starts playing. The tune sounds just like "Children of the Grave".

The walls of the city start to darken, and their towers grow. Randy starts to sing.
"Revolution in their minds, children start to march...."
The walls are now solid black, and have an indent every so often. The towers have turned into the type of scaffolding used at Rock concerts.
"Children of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today...."
The tune halts. Randy surveys his work.
All around the city, the walls have been turned into giant amps. The towers have grown, and turned to scaffolding. (Kilroy knows all about them)

Turning back in Ivan's direction, Randy starts the tune up again, skipping straight to the guitar solo.

Ivan stops what he is doing. He starts straight ahead.
His skins starts to get paler. His hair grows, and darkens. Glasses materialize on his eyes, the kind Jon Lennon wore. His garments darken also, and turn into a leather greatcoat.
A bat fly's down out of the sky, and lands on Ivan's shoulder. He reaches up, takes hold of it, and chomps off it's head. Throwing it to the ground, he leans his head back, and let's loose a wicked pig squeal.

Randy comes up behind Ivan.
"Ivan. I have changed you to a vessel of my will. You are the guardian of this city, it's prince. I shall rename this city Dharknez, and change your name. You are now the guardian of metal, prince of Dharknez, Ozhie fucking Osbhorne!"

25 ap, cuz I"M MAJOR, Ivan is now an epic minion. And man, he is EPIC! I've got Ozzy on my team now bitches, WATCH OUT!

25 AP is right

I have a funny feeling Talpatine is going to become Lemmy or Rob Halford.

Kiluallcuzimawesome wrote:

Miki then zapped herself with a flash of icy lightning into the city of yhoung. "ahh this will be the perfect place to gather my followers and make my army" she rode a cloud of made of snow and ice to the center of the city where she tried to gather as many followers as she could by rocking out on her awesome bass guitar and spreading her word to the people below.

The towns people recoil in disgust at your actions. You sense the meddling of another god...

OOC: Seriously? Bass? You can come up with something cooler than that!

8AP

tom206 wrote:

Kilroy wrote:

tom206 wrote:

[i]Xiar stood there with Gale.

he pointed out onto the city.

"This is yours now, as you can see, but you deserve more, i suggest you form an army."

he stopped and paused.

"and maybe a temple to me, also you're Aking, suseede from this silly place, become your own kingdom, the kingdom of the shadow"

Gale seemed thoughtful "How will we convince the common person to fall in line with our new regime? We did just murder a score of soldiers as well as the baron."

Xiar grinned. you speech skills son.

Gale tries to speak the populace into following him, however, being a 12 year old murderer he is found to be a very poor candidate for baronship. The people of the city go into revolt.

9AP

EVENT: THE EXODUS OF THE GENERAL

General Igor Iganovich has gathered his army, and heads towards the kingdom of Nakas. He sends messengers to The Venbolg empire and to the Califate to allow them to pass through their lands.